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Post by President Rufus Shinra on Mar 21, 2007 18:16:18 GMT -5
Like one day:
"...today God told me about this thing that was going to happen..."
Me: "..."
"...and like it totally happened! God is so amazing in so many ways... I dunno what I would be without him..."
Me: "..a more interesting person.."
"What was that?"
Me: "Nothing, what were you saying?"
"Oh yeah, and you know, it was so weird. I dreamed about this <interest ran event here that I don't remember>, and you know, it happened that day! God keeps sending me these messages... it's so amazing."
Me: "..."
"Then there was this other time... <completely lost interest therefore not listening.>"
Me: "..."
"<person keeps babbling>"
Me: "..."
"...and my friend finally admitted that he was gay, so I took him to church with me because I don't want him to go to hell! The poor guy, so confused, I just knew that God would help him--"
Me: "What!? Excuse me!?"
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Mar 21, 2007 18:17:42 GMT -5
0.o i have been posting on 6 different threads at the same time... so much refreshing -.-
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Mar 21, 2007 18:19:11 GMT -5
wow that is a somewhat familliar story to me
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Post by Aerith Gainsborough on Mar 21, 2007 18:20:15 GMT -5
Lol.... LOL! LMAO!!!!!
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Mar 21, 2007 18:26:45 GMT -5
ROFL!!
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Post by President Rufus Shinra on Mar 21, 2007 18:26:57 GMT -5
wow that is a somewhat familliar story to me How so?
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Mar 21, 2007 18:32:21 GMT -5
well pretty much the stry was the same exept the name God was in a sentence at least 5 times and the last thing the person said was "would you like to have a bible?" I lied and said i already had one and closed the door. almost right after i was looking for the most satanic music i could find and blasted it as the person was walking past my room. then i heard lots of screaming outside. and i looked out my window and saw the person cluching his ears in pain.
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Post by Aerith Gainsborough on Mar 21, 2007 18:38:18 GMT -5
Lol....
I remember I was selling cookies and this one lady, a few minutes after I asked "Would you like to buy some girlscout cookies?" She slapped me and closed the door on me... It was really weird... and akward.
Then today at school my class went on a feild trip to see a play and I kneeled on my seat and looked at the people behind me, and one of them slid down in their seat and screamed when I poked my head up. It was so fuckin funny.
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Mar 21, 2007 18:42:20 GMT -5
that old lady is either a penny pincher to the extreme or just a grumpy old fart. and the bus story is just really funny. rofl!
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Post by President Rufus Shinra on Mar 21, 2007 18:47:54 GMT -5
well pretty much the stry was the same exept the name God was in a sentence at least 5 times and the last thing the person said was "would you like to have a bible?" I lied and said i already had one and closed the door. almost right after i was looking for the most satanic music i could find and blasted it as the person was walking past my room. then i heard lots of screaming outside. and i looked out my window and saw the person cluching his ears in pain. LMFAO. Sounds like something I did. XD Besides that, I dressed up as goth as I possibly could, and so did my friend (head to tow in black and chains and spikes and weird eyeliner markings and other such craP), and we went and danced on the lawn of every single church we passed until we got to a coffee shop... Then talked and laughed really loud to freak people out and make them leave. XD
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