KH & FF American Idol!

[Aerith Gainsborough]

Weirdest. Story. Ever. It'll be funny though

By, yours truly, many peoples.
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Judges; Zidane, Cait Sith, Cid

Auditions..

Zidane bung his head on the judging table, cait Sith sighed and closed his eyes. Cid threw his hands up in the air. Yuffie climbed up on the contastant stage with a microphone. She sweatdropped and grinned. "Ill be singing L.o.v.e. For my audition.." She stammered before taking a deep breath and starting.

"All my girls stand in a circle
and clap your hands, this is for you,
Up and down, highs and lows
and you know boy you see me through

L-o, L-o, L-o-v-e Whatchya hear me say?
L-o, L-o, L-o-v-e Im talkin' bout love
See what my girls are like girls are like"

Zidane lifted his head, his tail going straight. He dropped his mouth, speechless. Cait Sith fainted. Cid's eyes were buldging about how good Yuffie ACTUALLY was. "Stop!" he called before Yuffie could continue to the second verse. "Zidane?"
"Holy... holy shit... You can sing THAT good?!" he exclaimed.
He slammed his fist down on the check mark button. Yuffie squeeled. Cait sith was still unconsious. "Remarkable" Was all the Cid said before pressing the check button for Cait sith and him
After Yuffie left, Zidane called out "Next!"

To be continued.

[Aerith Gainsborough]

(Im gonna do this song by using : )
In came Rikku, followed by Yuna and Paine. "Alright girls, give it your best" Zidane snickered, throwing a wink at Rikku as a flirt. She blushed as she climbed the stage.

Rikku:Ok! Now Im a cheerleader

All:U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alabi you ugly! Hey Hey, You're ugly!" (4x)

Rikku: I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!

Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
You face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill causs you ain't ill
You ugly!

All: U-G-L-

Cid then hit the X button. The Cait Sith. But Zidane pressed check. "Good singing, bad song" The two said. Paine shot a glare at then before walking away along with Yuna. Rikku only stood there.
"You! Young lady, you're going on!" Zidane said whipping his fist down. The blonde squeeled and jumped up and down then jumped off stage and over the table, tackle hugging Zidane.

Again, to be continued.

[Aerith Gainsborough]

(Again with the : )
Kairi came up next with Namine.

"Now, if you get 3, you're going to go as a duo. f'it's 2 over 1, one of you go." Cid said. The two looked at eachother, but nodded.

Kairi: Lets go girls

Namine: I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

Kairi: The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun

Both: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
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Cid was about to press the 'No' button when Cait sith and Zidane reached over and made him press the check button. Then the other two pressed the check. Cid was rapidly smashing his fist into the no button, but it didn't work. Namine & Kairi squeeled and jumped off the stage, running out cheering.

"Neeeeext..." All three called.

(DO I need to say it again?)